MR SCUMS A NEW BEGINNING........ by: Kevin

Mr. Scums had been cured of his nasty obsession for barf after a stay of three years at the Barfers Anonymous special rehabilatation center. Things were going well for him and his puslike looking wife. Except for that fateful day..... Mrs. Scums was eating her cereal on a peaceful day just like any other when all of a sudden She scratched her neck and popped her juggluar vein. Rich, velvety maroon blood spurted from her neck. She tried to cover up the cut , but pressure blew up her head and then the blood spurted from her neck filling the room with the smell of rotten ,moldy tomato soup. She then held her breath and her lungs exploded,ripping through her chest carrying along her heart, which fell on to the floor and was pulsating likema dead rat with pus leaking from its eye sockets. Next her intestines spilled out of her stomach like sphagetti falling off of a spoon. With a strong effort Mrs. Scums ripped off her toes one by one and inserted them in the hugely grotesque round mound of pusulating, quivering , jellolike pile of blood.* Mr. Scums entered next only to see her barf her last barf. This was to much he slurped up her guts and barf then and filled with that barfulating enrgy , he went crazy. He started puking with such a putrid smell that he continuousky puked, while grinding his teeth o n the tough membrane of Mrs. Scums huge lemon-sized, pus enlarged eyeballs * see picture

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Mr Scums then went to his labratory Puking all the way to his human dropping filled labratory where he then invented the barf bomb. AS soon as he finished it he was so happy that he turned himself inside out, just to look at the quivering , pulsating, putrid smelling veins. Next he Rented a p lane and flew over Seattle and dropped his barf bomb right on first avenue where the first person a bum with cold sores leaking pus were filled on his face, every drop of pus leaked out and then he started to barf. At that time everyone else was starting to barfulate. It was such a sick seen with the level of barf rising up to 6 feet and the short p eople were drowning when the hot, putrid smelling ,food chunks went down there throats burning right through their intestines which were quivering like moldy liquid jello. The taller people wer ripping off there skulls and taking out there warm veins which were pulsating around the dead brain which was still thi nking even though it was filled with the hot maroon life liquid, dripping down and mixing with grimy mucus ncompassed with boogers. Later onlyMr. Scums was alive in the whole world and he swooped down and drank all of the barf which smell ed like moldy sweat socks baked in the oven and then lathered in puke. After he had done this he Exploded leaving quivering parts of bloody gus slathered in warm pu s infatuated MUCUS ! THE N D