The Next Day Mr. Scums Threw Up

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THE Next DAY MR. SCUMS THREW UP adapted by: Kevin

One day Mr. Scums was walking through his mansion when a bloody body with a machete in the back fell through his ceiling. Mr. Scums pulled out the machete and licked the blood. He then felt awful sick. Walking upstairs he started making rude repulsive noises and began throwing up. First came his liver, all bloody and pulsing up and down. Then his lungs barfed at his wife's face. A long bloody intestine inched its way out of his mouth, down the stairs, and into the kitchen. His eyeballs popped out and were stepped on by his wife. Bugs 4 inches long came out of his ears. His bladder jumped out the window and was run over by a car. His skin drooped off in 1-inch cubes. He barfed up all his bones. Blood spurted all over the staircase making them slip in guts. Mrs. Scums gnawed and swallowed guts, which made her start to barf too.

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The Day Mr. Scums Threw Up One day Mr. Scums was walking through his mansion and a bloody body with a machete in the back fell through his ceiling. Mr. Scums then took it over pulled out the machete and licked the blood. Mr. Scums then was felling awful sick. XXX Then all of a sudden when Mr. Scums was walking upstairs he started to make rude repulsive noises and he then was throwing up. First out came his liver all bloody and cut-up, it was all pulsing up and down. Mrs. Scums his wife screamed and then her husband barfed up his lungs at her, right in her face. Right after that he started to have this long worm looking,bloody,fat intestine ooshing it's way out Mr. Scums mouth.it then inched its way down the stairs and in to the kitchen where it was semi-chopped up bythe cook. He then held on to XX it and reeled it in, and before he could swallow it out XX popped his eyeballs and they were stepped on by his wife. Out of his ears little bugs came out but they were 4" long. He then picked up the bugs and swallowed them and then his bladder popped out and was jumping all over the place, finally it jumped out the window and was run over by a car. Soon after his skin started drooping off in 1" cubes He then barfed up all his bones and the ones that couldn't get out his mouth popped out his throat. His blood,which was a dark maroon color. was spurting all over the staircase and was making Mr. Scums and his wifeslip into all of the guts. Mrs. Scums then picked up some of the guts and started to gnaw at them and swallow them whole, which t hen made her start to barf but not as bad because she had barfed before.

When you could see no more skin on his body, you just saw his muscles quivering. Out popped his heart, wiggling and jumping down the steps. Then there was a loud boom and there was his stomach. He leaned over to pick it up to eat back into his body when day-old half-chewed food flew out and covered the walls of his mansion. So remember: when you throw up, handle it smoothly. THE END. MORAL: When a dead body falls through your roof with a machete in it, don't take out the machete and lick the blood off!!! GROSS! GROSS!

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Then when you could see no more skin on his body, you just saw his muscles sitting there quiverring/. BRYTUHGUUPP!!Out popped his heart , and there it sat on the floor wiggling and jumping down the steps and making a fool of itself. then you heard the loudest sort of boom and BBryurhTYUHGFDYTBNMUYGGGCC!!! There was his stomach he leaned over to pick it up and he was going to eat back into his body when day-old half-chewed food flew out and covered the walls of his mansion. So XXXXXXX remember when you throw up handle it smoothly. XXXXXXXTHE ENDXXXXXXX MORAL: When a dead body falls through your roof with a machete in it don't take out the machete and lick the blood off!!! XXXXXGROSS!GROSS!XXXXX

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